Something clever.

Ask me what it's like to have myself so figured out.

youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

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lumpenspaceproletariat:

objectifiant:

mediamattersforamerica:

Here’s why it’s a terrible idea to let your kids watch Fox News.
While commenting on a female perpetrator fleeing to Canada after committing statutory rape, a Fox correspondent said this:
"If you’re a sixteen-year-old kid and you have sex with your best friend’s mom you usually get high-fives."
And Jesse Watters didn’t stop there.
"She’s not that attractive so you might not have that kind of reception … She’s not Debra Lafave.” 
This isn’t the first time a man on Fox’s Outnumbered downplayed the seriousness of statutory rape. For reference, see: Tucker Carlson, who told America to "lighten up" on the crime and said that men understand that sexual harassment from a female teacher is the "greatest thing that ever happened." A month later he attacked a kid for reporting statutory rape as "whiny."
We’re seeing a trend here, and it’s Fox’s glorification of crimes against America’s youth. This is especially problematic when an estimated 1 in 6 men go through unwanted or abusive sexual experiences before they turn 18.

How rape culture handles male victims.

and where are the MRAs??? are they not outraged?? Rushing to defend these victims??ohright

lumpenspaceproletariat:

objectifiant:

mediamattersforamerica:

Here’s why it’s a terrible idea to let your kids watch Fox News.

While commenting on a female perpetrator fleeing to Canada after committing statutory rape, a Fox correspondent said this:

"If you’re a sixteen-year-old kid and you have sex with your best friend’s mom you usually get high-fives."

And Jesse Watters didn’t stop there.

"She’s not that attractive so you might not have that kind of reception … She’s not Debra Lafave.” 

This isn’t the first time a man on Fox’s Outnumbered downplayed the seriousness of statutory rape. For reference, see: Tucker Carlson, who told America to "lighten up" on the crime and said that men understand that sexual harassment from a female teacher is the "greatest thing that ever happened." A month later he attacked a kid for reporting statutory rape as "whiny."

We’re seeing a trend here, and it’s Fox’s glorification of crimes against America’s youth. This is especially problematic when an estimated 1 in 6 men go through unwanted or abusive sexual experiences before they turn 18.

How rape culture handles male victims.

and where are the MRAs??? are they not outraged?? Rushing to defend these victims??
oh
right

(via wherememoriesarekeptbright)

feat:

”are they ignoring me or did their message just fail to send” - a novel by me 

Lemme tell you this is literally my life because I sent this long epic Facebook message to this guy apologizing for all this crap and stuff and talking about my feels and it never said he read it but he had changed things on his profile and whatnot. So I was like, “shit, this really nice and lovely person who was always so kind to me has decided to completely ignore me this is how much he can’t stand me” and it made me feel really bad for like many months

Come to find out, when people with no mutual friends message you on FB it can filter into this special spam folder you have that no one ever checks or thinks about

-_-

(Source: feat, via tbhhayden)

slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

(via wecametoseetheocean)

So my nephew and I were making mousse au chocolate from our kids of the world cookbook and he made sure to lick every spoon completely clean. Teasingly, I said “all you care about is chocolate, huh!” He looked at me with big eyes and replied “Well, I care about you way more than chocolate.”

Perfect child is perfect.

So my nephew and I were making mousse au chocolate from our kids of the world cookbook and he made sure to lick every spoon completely clean. Teasingly, I said “all you care about is chocolate, huh!” He looked at me with big eyes and replied “Well, I care about you way more than chocolate.”

Perfect child is perfect.